My penis looks so much better

My dick has always been abnormally good looking, in the locker room I notice everyone elses looks small and if its big theirs all look awkward bent, and just plain ugly, while as mine has always looked straight large wide no bends, no dents, perfect head size, no awkward wrinkles, and it concerns me, am I this great and destined to be sexual, or am I just like everyone else.