{"id":90235,"date":"2022-10-24T08:26:43","date_gmt":"2022-10-24T16:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=90235"},"modified":"2022-10-24T08:26:44","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T16:26:44","slug":"i-love-to-suck-my-friends-off-when-they-sleep-consentually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=90235","title":{"rendered":"I love to suck my friends off when they sleep (consentually)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a couple buddies that I love to give the big slurp to. I wake them up in the morning, it&#8217;s a contract we have together. It&#8217;s NOT gay, I&#8217;m just helping them out in the morning; we&#8217;re all dudes. They leave their doors unlocked for me, and we have a rotation. They all know about it, but I&#8217;m the only sucker. I sometimes dream about becoming a suck-ee. Hmu  if you wanna wake me up before you go-go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a couple buddies that I love to give the big slurp to. I wake them up in the morning, it&#8217;s a contract we have together. It&#8217;s NOT gay, I&#8217;m just helping them out in the morning; we&#8217;re all dudes. They leave their doors unlocked for me, and we have a rotation. They all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-talk-about-your-penis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}