{"id":61871,"date":"2021-01-24T11:39:19","date_gmt":"2021-01-24T19:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=61871"},"modified":"2021-01-24T11:39:19","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T19:39:19","slug":"small-penis-cold-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=61871","title":{"rendered":"Small penis, cold balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a really short circumcised penis. I love to have really cold showers so that my balls retract deep into my body. It is as if they have disappeared inside my shaved wrinkly scrotum. When I had a vasectomy, my balls hid so far inside me that the surgeon took a long while to even find them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a really short circumcised penis. I love to have really cold showers so that my balls retract deep into my body. It is as if they have disappeared inside my shaved wrinkly scrotum. When I had a vasectomy, my balls hid so far inside me that the surgeon took a long while to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-talk-about-your-penis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}