{"id":24450,"date":"2017-09-16T17:25:27","date_gmt":"2017-09-17T01:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=24450"},"modified":"2017-09-16T17:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-09-17T01:25:27","slug":"down-here-in-south-dakota-lookin-for-big-ol-dicks-to-smoke-and-ass-to-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=24450","title":{"rendered":"down here in south dakota lookin for big ol dicks to smoke and ass to eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>listen here partner, i may be a man of few words, but i know at least two, butt, and fuckin. and i&#8217;m ready to open my love cavern to any john worth two cents and a sarsaparilla. hit me up at the local albertson&#8217;s and bring a few gallons of kefir and i&#8217;ll smoke that dick like it&#8217;s brisket on mesquite. yeehaw suck a long little doggie.<br \/>\nsigned,<br \/>\nrory<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>listen here partner, i may be a man of few words, but i know at least two, butt, and fuckin. and i&#8217;m ready to open my love cavern to any john worth two cents and a sarsaparilla. hit me up at the local albertson&#8217;s and bring a few gallons of kefir and i&#8217;ll smoke that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-talk-about-your-penis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}