{"id":18611,"date":"2017-02-06T09:02:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-06T17:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=18611"},"modified":"2017-02-06T09:02:16","modified_gmt":"2017-02-06T17:02:16","slug":"embarrassing-story-about-my-small-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/?p=18611","title":{"rendered":"Embarrassing story about my small penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right, so I am a South Asian Muslim guy living in the U.K. My penis measures about an inch long when soft and maximum 3.5 inches when I have an erection, so it&#8217;s quite small. I recently went out with a girl I met at the bar who also goes to my college and we ended up at her house. Things got a bit racy and obviously I had a raging boner, so I took my pants off. Moment she sees my cock though, she bursts out laughing, &#8216;OH MY GOD that&#8217;s so tiny!&#8217;. I was so ashamed, we didn&#8217;t even have sex, she laughed and asked me to jerk off, but when I couldn&#8217;t use my whole hand it just made her laugh harder. I wanked, shot my load into some tissue, flushed it and then left. Next day at college, it turns out pretty much all the girls know I have a small penis, because they giggle at me and show me their first and second finger close together. Every time I&#8217;ve tried to pick up a girl I would be refused, because my cock was too small to please a woman. In the end I ended up getting off to small penis humiliation porn and that&#8217;s how I cum these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right, so I am a South Asian Muslim guy living in the U.K. My penis measures about an inch long when soft and maximum 3.5 inches when I have an erection, so it&#8217;s quite small. I recently went out with a girl I met at the bar who also goes to my college and we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-talk-about-your-penis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}