down here in south dakota lookin for big ol dicks to smoke and ass to eat

listen here partner, i may be a man of few words, but i know at least two, butt, and fuckin. and i’m ready to open my love cavern to any john worth two cents and a sarsaparilla. hit me up at the local albertson’s and bring a few gallons of kefir and i’ll smoke that dick like it’s brisket on mesquite. yeehaw suck a long little doggie.