My tiny embarrassing cock

I have a 1 inch soft cock and a four inch erect cock. Every time I meet a woman and pull it out they always laugh at it. To make it worse I usually ejaculate within two minutes of starting intercourse. My girlfriend has taken secret videos of me undressing and shown it to her friends and has recently shown it to them at a party with me present. They all laugh at me and say my teeny cock is useless to a woman.